Token gestures

January 31, 2012

Lots of controversy about bankers here in the UK this week, with the CEO of the nationalised Royal Bank of Scotland eventually (but rather grudgingly) waiving his bonus of just under £1 million (only after a threat of a Parliamentary vote against it) and former CEO Fred "the Shred" Goodwin being stripped of his knighthood (so no need for me to put a "Sir" in front of his name there).  But these are just token gestures really - very little is being done to get banks to rein in these ridiculous remuneration packages across the board.  

The government must know that it needs to curb bankers' pay if we're to avoid this sort of thing happening again.   I would like to see it leading by example and saying to the rest of the industry "OK, let's try to prove that you can actually run a bank without paying the head guys ridiculously vast sums of money".   But because it's bailed RBS and Lloyds out, it's also desperate to put them back on their feet and sell them at a tidy profit asap - and as a result, the government seems to have swallowed the bankers' self-serving argument that unless vast remuneration packages are placed on the table, no one who's any good will agree to do the job, so all the best people will leave - and we as taxpayers will just be stuck with an absolute horror of an investment. It's yet another "heads we win, tails you lose" argument from the banking industry (if only they had been as good at understanding the risk of complex financial products as they are at self-justification).
 
The time to have tackled bankers' pay would have been when the heads of all the banks were sitting in the Treasury with the Chancellor of the Exchequer and the Head of the Bank of England begging to be bailed out. That, it seems to me, was the one point in the process where we taxpayers effectively held a gun to the banks' heads and had some real leverage.  Curbing excessive remuneration should have been made part of the price of state support and banks like Barclays (which didn't take hard cash but still benefited hugely from an implicit state guarantee) should have been forced to sign up to it as well.  But now that our fortunes as a country are tied to the fortunes of the state-owned banks, the fear of losing all your best people to other, non-state owned banks makes it much more difficult to tackle the problem.

All of which brings me back to "The Hardest Word", my short story about kidnapping an investment  banker - now on nearly 80 downloads from Smashwords and nearly 50 from Scribd, don't know how many from BookieJar (you can't tell). So far, I think Smashwords is definitely the best platform to be on and I have noticed something of a pick-up in downloads there since I posted a book trailer for it on YouTube (the trailer is accessible on Smashwords and you can access it here).
 

Who's the Sheikh?

January 29, 2012

 
 
Just published “Agricultural Production in the Sudan”, which is a very short story - at just under 800 words, it’s the closest I’ve come to “flash fiction”.  Look away now if you don’t want to know what  - or more pertinently, who - the story is about.

It was inspired by the chapters of Lawrence Wright’s book, “The Looming Tower: Al Qaeda’s Road to 9/11” describing Osama Bin Laden’s time in Sudan between 1992 and 1996.  While there, Bin Laden acquired large tracts of ...

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BookieJar.com - worth a shot?

December 17, 2011


 
UPDATE 8.2016:  Bookiejar no longer seems to be operating, so you might not want to bother reading what follows. 

Just published "The Hardest Word" on another platform, BookieJar.com, which seems to be offering itself as a rival to Smashwords (although there's nothing to stop you publishing on both, which is exactly what I've done).  Click
here to view.

The publishing process was very straightforward - I was able to take the version I'd used for uploading to Smashwords, change the front materi...
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Bringing bankers to book

December 13, 2011


 
The UK Financial Services Authority has just published its
report into what went wrong at Royal Bank of Scotland (and what went wrong at the FSA too).  I was interested to see that in the foreword to the report - which is quite a short read - FSA Chairman Adair Turner argues that we need to look at ways of ensuring that in future bankers can be brought to book for this kind of economic disaster (because as he acknowledges, hardly any of them have been held to account this time around).  The ...
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The Hardest Word

November 25, 2011

 

Just published a short story, “The Hardest Word” on smashwords.com.  Very impressed with how straightforward the whole process was – you just need to be prepared to put in some time formatting the book correctly in MS Word (the smashwords guidelines explain what you need to do and are extremely clear).  This was a dry run for making my novel available as an ebook, also via smashwords (the key advantage being that it makes the book available in almost all major ebook formats).  If you...

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Do you need permission to quote from reviews?

November 21, 2011

In my last post, I discussed using peer review sites as a way of trying to get positive reviews in order to promote my work.  But is it really OK to use these reviews (or snippets from them) as part of your own publicity material?  Well, this post from the management of You Write On.com (YWO) suggests that it is OK so far as they are concerned:

http://www.youwriteon.com/forum/quoting-crits-on-blurb-Topic-11796-1.aspx

But there is a lot of online commentary suggesting that you need permis...


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My self-publishing "masterplan" (hmmm...we'll see)

October 3, 2011

 
So, how do I propose to self-publish my work and avoid sinking without a trace beneath the mind-bogglingly vast number of other books which are published every year? Well, here -  for what it’s worth - is my masterplan (or, if you prefer, the pitifully deluded ravings of a sociopath determined to inflict his mindless drivel on the rest of us):

1. Get some reviews:  if you’re an unknown author, I don’t think you can expect people to read your stuff unless you have some decent reviews fro...

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Why self-publish?

September 26, 2011

 

This blog is supposed to be about my attempts to self-publish my novel and so far, I’ve been a little coy about how exactly I plan to tackle this Herculean task (I do have a plan, honest – more on this in later posts).  But I suppose the first question is why self-publish – why not try to get a “proper”, professional publisher to take me on?

Well, my experience of publishers is not good – admittedly, it relates to non-fiction rather than fiction, but in both cases the publishe...


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Holiday reading (2)

September 8, 2011

 

I also read “One Day” by David Nicholls – yes, that one with the orange cover that you’ve probably seen people reading on the train etc.  Many, many people have read this book, so I can hardly claim to be at the cutting edge of new fiction by reviewing it now.  I can, however, claim to have a unique perspective, being possibly the only person in the world to have tackled it after reading a moderately obscure work of Polish science fiction (see previous blog entry).  

Anyway, for ...


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Holiday reading (1)

September 4, 2011

 


Just back from holiday, during which (among other things) I read Stanislaw Lem’s 1961 novel “
Return from the Stars”. It’s about an astronaut, Hal, who returns to Earth following a near-light speed mission.  This means that time passed much faster on Earth than it did for him, so everyone he knew at the time of his departure is long dead.  The world he returns to is considerably more technologically advanced than the one he left and human civilisation has lost all interest in spacef...


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About Me


Paul Samael Welcome to my blog, "Publishing Waste" which will either (a) chronicle my heroic efforts to self-publish my own fiction; or (b) demonstrate beyond a scintilla of doubt the utter futility of (a). And along the way, I will also be doing some reviews of other people's books and occasionally blogging about other stuff.
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