The Pirates! In an Adventure with Self-Published Authors!

November 8, 2012


Ahoy there, readers.  Yesterday I discovered that my novel had been put up on Amazon by a scurvy bilge rat claiming to me - and demanding that the reading public pay the princely sum of £1.92 for the privilege of reading it (even though it is available for free on Smashwords and Feedbooks).  So I wrote to Amazon and to their credit, they replied within hours and promised to remove it (although to my great disappointment, they refused to undertake to give the culprit forty lashes with the cat-o-nine-tails, followed by a good keel-hauling through shark infested waters).

Since then I've been wondering whether to feel indignant (how dare this person not only rip off my book but try to get paid for it !) or flattered (that this person presumably believed that they could actually get people to pay good money to read my book).

I'd already heard of other self-published writers suffering from similar problems, but they were generally a lot more successful than I've been - click here and here for examples.  So I didn't really expect to get targeted - or at least not for a good long while, anyway.  But maybe the pirates are getting less choosy.  Or maybe they are following the kind of logic that I suggested publishers should follow in my last post (which was that, since no one really knows where the next publishing success is coming from, they should aim to maximise their chances by putting out a wider and more adventurous range of titles in ebook format).

So if you are a self-published author, what can you do to minimise the risk of being plagiarised like this?  Well, one thing that I will do from now on is keep a careful check on Amazon to make sure that it doesn't happen again.  Maybe I will also accelerate my plans to make the novel available via Amazon - because if I've put it up there, it will be more difficult for others to rip it off in the same way (although it will still be easy for them to republish it under a different title/author and with a few text changes).  The reason I've held back so far is that Amazon won't let me make it available for free - so I will probably set the lowest possible price and donate any proceeds to charity (otherwise I can see people feeling a bit hard done by if they later discover that they could've downloaded it for free).  

Anyway, avast me hearties - and if like me, you have no idea what any of this ridiculous pirate lingo actually means, check out this site: http://www.talklikeapirate.com/howto.html (I especially liked their explanation of the myriad uses of the word "aarrrrr").
  
   
 

Publishers: no better than fund managers?

November 1, 2012
In my last post, I expressed surprise that commercial publishers weren’t interested in a novel which ticked all my usual boxes (thought-provoking and ambitious yet not at the expense of readability or a good story) but was also by an established author and should have been relatively easy to market effectively.  Yet despite all that, it was rejected because it wasn’t felt to be “commercial” enough (which, translated, probably means not enough of a “safe bet”).

But perhaps I am bein...

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The Judas Tree

October 16, 2012



Patricia Le Roy is an established novelist – she has at least 8 books to her name and I gather that one of them (“Angels of Russia”) was the first ebook ever to be put forward for the Booker Prize. “The Judas Tree”, currently available for free on obooko, is the only one that I have read so far – but on the strength of that, I will definitely be reading some of the others.  

Its starting point is the death of a French woman, Anne, who was (seemingly) happily married to Matthias, an...

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In Durleston Wood

October 3, 2012



Michael Graeme is something of a phenomenon on feedbooks, where he has published 20 books and had well over 200,000 downloads in total (which is pretty impressive by any standards - and certainly by comparison with my own relatively feeble download stats) [UPDATE 5.2019:  sadly, Feedbooks has closed its self-publishing platform, but you can get all of Michael Graeme's work from his website here].  He’s also a firm advocate of self-publishing (see this post) - as opposed to banging your head...

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Ledman Pickup

September 21, 2012



This story/novella from the extremely profilic Tom Lichtenberg is well written, entertaining and thought-provoking – and well worth a read, even if sci-fi is not usually your thing:

Zoey Bridges makes her living testing gadgets – but on this occasion, the portable device she’s been sent doesn’t seem to do anything.  She sends it back, only to discover (to her horror) that it’s got lost in transit.   She and the gizmo’s obsessively secretive designers then try to track it down - but...

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The Curious Incident of the Dog in the Night-time

September 9, 2012

 


For a review of the 2017 production, see "UPDATE" below.

Very impressed with the National Theatre’s
adaption of Mark Haddon’s novel about an autistic teenager, “The Curious Incident of the Dog in the Night-time”, which I saw last week.  As the book itself is told almost exclusively from the perspective of the autistic boy, I was curious to see how they would adapt it for the stage.  I think they’ve succeeded in managing to be not only faithful to the original work, but also to creat...

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Falling and The End of the Circus

August 25, 2012

 
 
Two thoughtful short stories from Bernard Fancher available on Smashwords: 

"Falling" is about the murder of a child, but with a rather different slant from most mystery/crime fiction and a more thoughtful, literary approach.  Instead of the conventional “who dunnit”, the focus is on the emotions of the detective who dealt with the case as she goes to return some of the child’s belongings, once the murderer has been convicted.  The facts of the case are conveyed briefly and fairly disp...

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In defence of miserable, depressing stories

August 19, 2012
 

Well, I always knew it couldn’t last – having been fortunate enough to get five stars from my first few reviews, I now find myself the proud possessor of a 2 star review of my novel (equating to a rather unenthusiastic “it was OK”)  on goodreads.  This particular reviewer, Juanito, appeared to like one or two aspects of it but overall, he felt that it was too depressing and the protagonist wasn't sympathetic enough.  In fairness, he explains that he likes stories which are “redempt...


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Besserwisser

July 29, 2012

 

UPDATE 1.2017:  Sadly, this book is no longer available on Smashwords or elsewhere so far as I can see - which is a pity.

This novel by Steve Anderson has already received a number of positive reviews on Smashwords and elsewhere, but I was also drawn to it for personal reasons – of which, more later.

The starting point of the novel is simple: after one beer too many at the Munich Oktoberfest, our rather hapless hero, Gordy, is unable to resist passing himself off as a Fulbright scholar, ...


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Stories for Airports

July 15, 2012


 
I’m puzzled as to why this excellent short story collection on Smashwords hasn’t been reviewed before, because it appears to have been on the site for some time (since 2009?).  But maybe that’s the problem – unless you’re fortunate enough to get a review at a reasonably early stage, your stuff tends to get buried under increasing amounts of everyone else’s stuff.  Anyway, I hope that what follows will encourage more people to give it a try.

As the blurb says, these stories are not...

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About Me


Paul Samael Welcome to my blog, "Publishing Waste" which will either (a) chronicle my heroic efforts to self-publish my own fiction; or (b) demonstrate beyond a scintilla of doubt the utter futility of (a). And along the way, I will also be doing some reviews of other people's books and occasionally blogging about other stuff.
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